Easy, Pedobear. We all know you have a van.
You're a Libra. Be a little more liberal in bed!
Don't mess with the best.
I'd like to phone a friend.
"Drink up little girl. Drink up. Mommy loves you oh so much. Shhh, shhh little girl. Go to sleep."
"How convenient, I'm hung like a horse."--Guy Who's Too Lame to Get Any from a Horse Girl