Joakim Noah of the UF Gators vs. The World's Ugliest Dog
"Damn the man. Challenge Authority" - Small Dogs
The dog posted a similar sign about his owner.
"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."
Prepare for rug burns.
Optimal speed for reaching Country Kitchen Buffet in time.