Lady Sucking on Child's Cake-Covered Hand

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip