It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
Sexy and They Know It
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
"This is from Star Wars?"
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Offensive Draw Something Word
C. Unterstein
"Unterstein? Yeah, that guy's a total dick."
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Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
