I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
Theme Park Sign
Ooh, Daddy, Daddy! Please, please, please can we leave this weird theme park immediately?"
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.