1/2 an ass and maybe 1/6 of a boobie.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.