Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Scumbag Adele
Sexy and They Know It
Little Boy Knows the Score
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Girl About to Get Soaked
So that's why everyone calls me "The Bucket."
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
