Picture "So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off.
Picture He muttered something about "inventing a way to go #4." When we asked what a #4 was he just passed out.
Picture "I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"