It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
"This is from Star Wars?"
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Remember, drinking while car shopping might result in PT Cruiser.
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
