Earthworm Guy

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet