ATM Receipt Trick

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip