Yoda Package

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive