When you're a part-time lifeguard, you make the rules.
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Floo Powder Not Required
But if you get to 169 people, they'll all go hungry.
But I sold all my flip flops to buy these spandex shorts. This is turning in to a real "Gift of the Magi" situation.
Carnie? Or wizard with an affinity towards fried foods.