My roommate freshman year was a religious fanatic! she would steal my birth control. I couldn't bring guys to my room because she would talk about abstinence and how i was a big sinner because i'm on birth control! So to get back at her i hung her HUGE granny panties around our co-ed dorm with her phone number and dirty quotes written on them. She got so many dirty phone... Read More »
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