News Channel Forgets to Write Headline

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle