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My roommate in college was a total dick. He used to take shits in the shower, leave food everywhere and brought skanky girls back to our place which would keep me up. This guy was also a drug dealer and our place would often become a transfer spot with the sketchiest of people coming over. I somewhat regret doing this, but I called in an anonymous tip to the cops informing... Read More » them of all the drugs my roommate had. I'll never forget the day the came to take him away. I ended up having the whole dorm room myself for a semester to bring my own skanky girls home:)

February 28, 2012