Alright, so when I get on the hood and give you the signal, speed up. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and I do not want to miss this dunk.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young