Now let's not judge. I'm sure the owner is a very nice serial killer.
Dorothy decided to relocate from Oz after the housing market crashed.
Not let me show you out back. This house has a lovely creaky swing set where the echoes of forgotten children still float on the wind.
So THAT's why the blueprints seemed weird.
Oh, yeah, I could definitely flip this house for a profit.
This guy had to make the ultimate choice: house or spiders? I think he chose right.