That poor sheep. How humiliating.
If you want to let your sheep off the lead, go to one of those hip sheep parks.
What an impressive leap! You shall be made into the most extreme sweater of all time.
I'm walkin' on sheep backs WHOA-OOOOO!
You may laugh at this guy, but would you want a sheep in your privates?
"This sheep wandered off into the mountains for 5 years. Time for a haircut!"