Freaky Eyed Elephant

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal