Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
Ever since graduation it 's just sat on its mom's couch eating Oreos and Bugles.
How offensive. Everyone knows the possessive 's' requires an apostrophe!
U S A, U S A