Cross-Eyed Chameleon

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive