God must have been on a three day bender.
"You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir."
Does god really need an AK47? I thought his eyes shot bullets or something.
Once you anger the God of Wisconsin, He renounces your faith for you, Favre.
If this doesn't invoke a fear and wrath of God in you, nothing will.
Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn't love you.