A man goes to his Doctor and the Doctor tells him, "I'm sorry, you have cancer and Alzheimer's." "Oh well." says the man, "At least I don't have cancer."
Lord of the Rings Dentist Testimonial
80% sure that's Peter Jackson.
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Honest Facebook Thread
So true, your Aunt Linda couldn't help but like, comment, use the share feature, and thank you for posting.
Hairy Old Guy Partying with Babes
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Deadmau5 Trolls Skrillex at Grammys
u mad bro?
One man band, five star music
In Soviet Russia, vodka shoot you!
Do not read these words.
Today we're learning about the French Revolution. Please open Twitter.
Just another happy, loving family
Katy Perry: her hair is as blue as your balls.
The Grammy Awards: the award show for grandmothers
You could own Michael Jordan's home! Just get 1,450,000 friends to chip in $20.
Well, now you've blown his cover. The Joker's definitely coming for him.
Why do these animals exist? Because f*ck you, that's why.
