It was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the tig ole bitties.
"What if I told you it was Sasha Grey's luscious locks stuck in there? I'd bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?"
It's funny because her husband is dead.
Yep, feud is definitely the most appropriate word.
Hey dumbass, sorry about your wife.
But no one could replace your energy in bed, Encyclopedias. You'll be sorely missed.