I lived in a house with a couple who had a baby girl which was fine for the most part. On occasion they would dump her off on me for ten minutes while I was playing XBox in my room. While I was achievement hunting in Dead Rising, I warned them that I would watch her but wouldn't stop what I was doing. They said fine and I went on with my zombie slaughtering business while... Read More »
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