Horoscope Wants You To Explore Your Sexuality

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3