Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Van

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, think it.