Unless you have more blankets, then come on in.
This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.
Well I didn't want to ask about how your mom was doing anyway.
Please do not disturb, fuckface!
Either the craziest or laziest gardener of all time.
Hey, I put that whiteboard on my door so people could leave me messages, not so you could doodle on it.