Kid and Dog Lightsaber Battle

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.