Unicorn Museum Billboard

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve