It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
Employees Must Wash Hands Sign
You just can't get good service anymore.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.