At hotel, extremely bored. who knew hotel beds were so soft?!?!
The bed's weight-limit: around 1500lbs. Estimated total human weight: 1901 lbs.
"Fuck it...the bed's too high and I'm way too drunk."
He's so dreamy--but to be fair, so are all beds.
If you fail to comply, you will be required to participate in a series of five intensive child-training seminars.
When the bed's a rockin', he's probably just acting immature.