Forrest Gump and Lt. Dan

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis