Inside: "Sorry man, I'll DEFINITELY take out the trash tomorrow, dude."
This book would of made my childhood so much more exciting. Thanks Dad, parasailing is for losers.
Thanks, but I like my M&Ms without nuts.
I'll take three more, thanks!
I'm going to have my body fired into the sun, but thanks.
If there's anything potheads like more than weed, it's irony. Sweet irony.