If you refresh the page it switches between him and Anne Frank.
There are 6 more ducks on this page watching you too.
You know if you bonged it laying down, you could fit that much more beer in the tube.
If you click "I'm Feeling Lucky" it'll just bring you to Jackie Chan's IMDB page.
Prettttty sure you just got served.
It's kinda funny when you think about his body as just an extension of the tube to the toilet