The Hitcher from The Mighty Boosh

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal