I explained to my girlfriend the Skyrim meme "Arrow to the knee". She laughed and I thought this was great because she rarely likes my humour. Last night when we were getting busy she told be we couldn't go all the way because she had taken an arrow to the knee. I looked at her leg and there was an arrow drawn on her knee. I laughed so much that I didn't miss the... Read More »
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It's a good thing girls don't poop.
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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
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She hasn't been seen since.
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Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
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