How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for Fresh Prince
Star Trek Pizza Drawing
The vulcan salute works best when you want to dip your fingers in both sauces at once.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hairy Old Guy Partying with Babes
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.




His nostalgia center -- it's completely overloaded
This store is the bust - er- best.
Honest Signs: when you explain it like that, I guess I'll stop.
Sports of the Future (Blernsball not included)
Tip: if you're asking for money a little joke goes a long way.
Skymall: Horrible products high, high prices.
You can't spell Edita Vilkeviciute without "cute." You also can't spell "Vilkeviciute"
I wanted an empty safe. Give me a refund.
She's not a good kisser, but she gives great hugs.
Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.