I used to work for one of those Super-Walmarts as a cashier. I once rang up a young couple who handed me a star fruit and asked if they were poisonous.
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Guy in Deer Costume Gets Arrested
Buck the police.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Steve Carell Should Impersonate Rick Santorum
“You betcha.”
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Hockey needs more hugging. If only so that it can have more punching.
Ugh, now you have to spend the next hour writing a lengthy thank-you note to the author of this letter.
And the record for Longest List of Guinness World Records You Didn't Know Existed was broken by...
In a sense, cheating is its own form of athleticism.
McWin is looking down on him and cackling.
"Ugh, Uncle G, you spent my inheritance money on whips and skulls?" - Lamest nephew in the world
Hmm. I must've SERIOUSLY repressed that episode.
Now when you drink Mountain Dew for breakfast, you only have to feel 95% terrible.
The funniest athletes could beat up the most athletic comedy writers in .5 seconds.
Don't like this caption? Rub some bacon on it.
