In high school I worked at a larger athletic shoe store in the mall. One day, this cute little 7ish year old boy comes up to me and asks when the new Jordan's are coming out. I tell him it's in two days and he starts jumping for joy, chanting "jor-dans-day jor-dans-day...," doing cartwheels, high fiving people around him, all kinds of silly stuff. I give him a... Read More »
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That's actually a prosthetic arm he's maneuvering with his actual foot.
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Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
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The transformation is almost complete.
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
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They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
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The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.




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Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.