What?!? Being a redneck IS a handicap.
The only handicap I see here is the UNITED STATES JUDICIAL SYSTEM PEOPLE!
Please, no hawking (unless you're a severely disabled genius with motor neurone disease).
Handicap parking for freaks?
His only handicap are the lame flames on the side of his truck.
There's nothing more goth than holding the handicap bathroom bar at a Wendys.