How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for Fresh Prince
Parking Ticket Plea
The parking officer was nice enough to take this picture before writing the forth ticket.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.




His nostalgia center -- it's completely overloaded
This store is the bust - er- best.
Honest Signs: when you explain it like that, I guess I'll stop.
Sports of the Future (Blernsball not included)
Tip: if you're asking for money a little joke goes a long way.
Skymall: Horrible products high, high prices.
You can't spell Edita Vilkeviciute without "cute." You also can't spell "Vilkeviciute"
I wanted an empty safe. Give me a refund.
She's not a good kisser, but she gives great hugs.
Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.