Picture "We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."
Picture "10-year-old Billy Crespo thought his family vacation couldn't stink any more, then he headed down to the indoor pool/jacuzzi at the Holiday Inn with his disposable camera."
Picture "The kid next door is a huge patriots fan and every game he'd always yell and scream at the TV, so one night before a big game, we taped him into his bed so he couldn't watch."
Picture "This guy passed out, so we covered him in shit that we found in his room. I found out later that he was sitting on my keys when he passed out, so i couldn't get back into my room later."