Drunk cute girls on a tarp slip n' slide!
You know what the problem with Slip N Slide is? It's dangerous, but is it dangerous enough?
To be fair, Slip N Slide was never really a great idea in the first place.
How do you screw up falling?
All the grace of a tranquilized walrus.
Oh, it says here that this isn't a Slip N Slide, it's a Fall N' Smash. That must be the problem.