I ordered oysters to get my date in the mood. She ended up puking on the dance floor.
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Scumbag Adele
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Little Girl On Beer Throne
“Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!”
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Even if you could, you’d just get hair on your palms.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about “Someone Like You,” won’t say who “You” is.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.



Being stuck in green paint must've made him really...angry...
There is no universe in which a dog and cat covering a Gotye video will not succeed on the Internet.
The best way to appreciate Julianne Hough's work as an actor is to stare at nearly-nude pictures of her dressed as a spunky ballerina.
Bath & Body Works' overall sales must be down at least 500% this week.
BRB, we gotta go lock down CollegeHumor.lol.
Who can we hire to watch security guards and make sure they don't get out of line?
Finally, an explanation for why old people still have so much sex.
They'd have to pay you to take this bus.
Who would've thought that Britney Spears isn't 100% musically original and groundbreaking?
Wait, but...do they have TV and movies in these magical places from TV and movies?