Let's be honest. You'd be crying too.
What a coincidence, I'm really into girls with terrible tattoos.
Caught in a web of cries.
There's a lot of disturbing things about these Miley Cyrus tattoos, but I think the most disturbing thing of all is that the ONLY tattoos this guy has are Miley Cyrus-related tattoos.
Player 2 would like to join.
Fine, you can have a drink if you just stop crying.