Hip Cowboys Wearing Wacky Boots

I shared a house with a guy and two girls, the girls where great. They would always clean and be great company. The guy was an complete douche, whenever i had company he would start playing his electric guitar and only then. Further more he had the nasty habit of claiming he was the best in every thing. So when I had my 6''5 240 pound judo-champion bartender friend over. He... Read More » claimed to be a mixed martial arts expert since fifteen. I asked my friend to not say anything about his judo skills so when my roommate started showing him moves my friend asked of he could try them out. my friend kicked him threw the kitchen door and made a human pretzel out of him. He wasnt the best any more, he claimed.