I explained to my girlfriend the Skyrim meme "Arrow to the knee". She laughed and I thought this was great because she rarely likes my humour. Last night when we were getting busy she told be we couldn't go all the way because she had taken an arrow to the knee. I looked at her leg and there was an arrow drawn on her knee. I laughed so much that I didn't miss the... Read More »
The Mud Pit of Love
Well, at least "material" for later.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
I wanted an empty safe. Give me a refund.
She's not a good kisser, but she gives great hugs.
Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.
Well he's angry. He's got droid rage.
Play some hipster kickball before everyone else finds out about it.
Athletes say the darnedest things
Mrs. Clark hadn't pooped in 40 years. Then this happened.
George R. R. Martin reads three nursery rhymes. Come back in 11 years for the fourth one.
Finally, the transparent bathroom that no one has been asking for.
Presidents indulging in vice. They should be called vice presidents. ... wait.
