Mom Will Cut You « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture Those crochet hooks aren't just for making embarrassing sweaters. January 16, 2012 Recommended Comments () Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture You know what mom, we're going to start walking home from school. Really, it's okay. Picture Yet another reason why you should never accept a friend request from mom. Picture Wow. You thought your mom was embarassing. Picture Condom Pinned to Note Picture You should thank her. If it wasn't for mom, you'd never exist you little goddamn INGRATE! Comments ()