It's like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, only less sexy.
All that tower needs is some Cialis.
Also, one girl being boring in the background.
Someone should be lying on the ground to make it look like a boner while their spouse holds it up.
An Eiffel Tower 2,500 years before the existence of the Eiffel Tower.
If you can't take the heat, get out of the day care.